Monday, May 5, 2008

Hillary's Top Ten Reasons


In this image taken from video and supplied by CBS, Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., delivers the 'Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America' on 'The Late Show with David Letterman,' Monday, May 5, 2008, in New York. (AP Photo/CBS)

On the eve of the Indiana primary, Indiana boy David Letterman showcased Hillary Clinton on his show.

Hillary had the honor of delivering the Top Ten List.

"Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America"

10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.

9.Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious!

8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 – there’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?

7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage.

6. TiVo

5. Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.

4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?

3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?

2. Is this the part where I say, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”?

1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show.

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