Limp-Wristed, Inexperienced Obama Needs Bumpers

NO HE CAN'T.

Barack Obama can't bowl. Campaigning in Altoona, Pennsylvania, Obama displayed a remarkble lack of skill.

ALTOONA, Pa. -- While Democrats increasingly worry about winning ugly, Barack Obama was losing gracefully at a bowling lane in Altoona.

"My economic plan is better than my bowling," Obama told fellow bowlers Saturday.

"It has to be," a man called out.

Obama let everyone know he hadn't bowled since Jimmy Carter was president -- and finished with a score of 37. A perfect game is 300.

37!

That is not good.

See Obama bowl:


Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama D-Ill., bowls at Pleasant Valley Recreation Center in Altoona, Pa., Saturday, March 29, 2008. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)


(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

He looks as comfortable bowling as John Kerry looked hunting.



It could be that Obama had problems because his shoes were uncomfortable. They don't look like your typical pair of rentals to me.



Those are stiff, new shoes. That may have hurt his performance.

It's also possible that Obama bowled so poorly because he is limp-wristed.

See?


Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama D-Ill., shakes hands after bowling at Pleasant Valley Recreation Center in Altoona, Pa., Saturday, March 29, 2008. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

I think the real problem is Obama lacks experience.

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