Obama 50: Pros and Cons

"OBAMA TURNING 50"


PRO: Barack Obama's birthday is next week!

CON: Donald Trump wants proof.


PRO: Our nation's president is turning the big 5-0!

CON: Our nation's debt is turning the big 5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0!


PRO: Obama said he wants a debt ceiling deal for his birthday.

CON: But if that fails, he'll settle for a gift card to Outback Steakhouse.


PRO: Obama's birthday guests will get to play all his favorite party games.

CON: Like "Pin the debt on our grandchildren."


PRO: Being 50 should not affect Obama's performance in the White House.

CON: But just to be safe, he's stocking up on Viagra.


PRO: Even the Republicans got Obama a gift.

CON: All of their 2012 presidential candidates.


PRO: Obama says he's not going through any mid-life crisis.

CON: The presidential limo is now a red Mazda Miata.


PRO: Obama blew out the candles and made a wish.

CON: When he opened his eyes, Biden was still there.


PRO: At his party, Obama opened the door and 100 people jumped up and yelled "Surprise!!!"

CON: The Secret Service shot 12 of them.