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Pro: He has a 10-point plan to fix the economy in four years.
Con: He has a 300-point plan to fix his hair in the morning.
Pro: We'd get to hear a president say, "You're Fired!"
Con: Obama says that to Biden at least 10 times a day.
Pro: It might be refreshing to have a president with almost no political experience and zero qualifications for the job.
Con: That's actually Sarah Palin's campaign slogan.
Pro: As president, he can save taxpayer money by flying in his own personal jet.
Con: Hair Force One.
Pro: Contestants on "Celebrity Apprentice" might vote for him.
Con: Meat Loaf said, "I would do anything for Trump... but I won't do that."
Pro: He could be the first president to take us to Mars...
Con: ...and finally reunite Gary Busey with his people.
Pro: The First Lady...
Con: ...would be his third lady.
Pro: If he wins, he'd move into the White House.
Con: If he loses, he'd build an even taller White House in front of it so it ruins Obama's view.
Pro: His greatest foe in 2012: President Obama.
Con: His greatest foe any other year: a strong gust of wind.
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