Saturday, March 17, 2007

Chris Rock on SNL

Michelle Cottle believes that Vice President Dick Cheney is mentally ill. She argues with all sincerity that his heart disease has resulted in dementia.

I'm going to make a diagnosis of my own. If Cottle is qualified to make judgments about Cheney's mental state, I'm certainly qualified to pass judgment on Rock.

Chris Rock appears to suffer from a disorder similar to Tourette's Syndrome.

I've been aware of it since last Tuesday.

Rock keeps blurting out that President Bush is retarded.

I first heard him say it on Late Night with
Conan O'Brien.

He repeated it in an interview that appeared in Life.

Now on Saturday Night Live, Rock said it again.


SNL alum Rock was given the opening segment. Sitting behind a desk, he analyzed the 2008 presidential field, commenting on some Republican and Democrat candidates.

After predicting that Barack Obama would become the next president, he once again displayed his troubling disorder.

Rock can't control himself.

Rock said:


And for those doubters out there who keep asking the question is America ready for a black president-- I say, why not? We just had a retarded one.

The crowd erupted in laughter and applause.

Then, Rock screamed:


By the way, Live from New York, it's Saturday Night.

He just can't stop saying that President Bush is retarded.

It's so stupid. He sounds like a 2nd grader hurling insults on the school playground.

I think Rock is in dire need of an intervention.

The guy needs help.

At the very least, he needs some new material, something actually funny.



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